Hello I'am Asahamana the newest test subject of NERV (This is not a fanfic)
I'am part of the NERV's experiment of how long man can live in a bunker! Granded it sounds stupid and there for everyone in NERV calls this as a stupid experiment, it even is a code name for this in NERV's paper "The stupid experiment" but why they have such a stupid experiment anyway, I mean you're all propably wondering how can NERV have money for this?
Well the explaination is kinda lame, you see NERV had too much funds and since every penny has to spend when you are being funded by UN they decided that instead of having dozens of training lectures they simple thought that anything, and I mean anything should be better than the year when we had ten different lifestyle gurus telling us how to be better at the same time (wich btw was really annoying and they all started fighting and teaching each other anyway so it all ended up for them to run a way in Vegas we're they all got married together and then divorced but I hear they still keep in touch)
ANYWAY NERV decied to put all that extra money in a stupid experiment on a just found dimension we're everything is in glorious 2D! And in order for it to get passed they said that it all had to do with that fight between those pesky Angels. The starting thing didn't go as well as one might think since they had to get some on on the actual 2D since there was a bill being voted in the interdimensional council that would deny every single travel between dimensions, if they we're to be carried out as travels from (for example) from 2D world to 3D based world and that's we're our story should start. This was just an boring prolugue that no-one is propably ever going to read and I'm just testing how long it would go from NERV to sack me for leaking this top secret information, but I think they do have a much bigger leak in they're own ranks so chances are that they just ignore this, like they did forget me and ignored me every time I send them a report about being 2D! But more of that next time BYE!
