tiistai 17. heinäkuuta 2012


Quain Laroche #1

May 10 1940
I'm at my post, we've been told that Boche is just opposite to us, doing nothing. We are waiting them to attack. We want eagarly to kill them, shoot them to pieces, bombard them to death. We are waiting, they'll 'ave to attack at somepoint they can't wait for indefinetly, not like us they are not in the invincible Maginot.

It's June now. Boche 'as conquered all of France. They live in Paris, they live in Bourdeaux. The only place where the french can live without Boche is in Shout, in Vichy.

I? I live in Paris, in the streets of it. I'm Quain Laroche. I was born in Colmair in 1920, two years after the war, yes my father was lucky. I went to school, then I went to army, then I was at my post in Maginot. Then I woked up in Paris. That's all I know.
Every day I see Boche. They leave me alone and I leave them alone. I saw 'itler. For a glance but still. For a moment I though that I saw Chaplin, but there's a difference I'm not sure what it is but there 'as to be.

I'm missing in action since may. French live with Boche I don't know 'ow but they do. I live in streets so that's what I see everyday. They live with Boche, if my dad knew about this 'e would die. My dad, where is 'e, where is mom? Are they still alive? Are they living with Boche? My dad wouldn't, 'e always said that the only good Boche was a death Boche no matter what. I think my parent's left Colmair
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Life in the streets isn't as rough as everyone makes it sound like. Or then I don't see it. Everything is fine till curfew, then things get difficult. Boche guards the streets and makes sure everyone is inside or outside with an Ausweis. I 'ide Boche in the shadows of street. I 'ide from Boche mmhp. Doesn't sound right.
The only thing that's 'ard in the streets is wet- and coldness, that's what I 'ate. My clothes been dirty for as long as I remember, not the uniform I don't know where it is. I'm 'ungry. That's another thing I 'ate 'unger.

I 'eard that theres a man called De Gaulle's executioner around. Don't know who is De Gaulle, 'e 'ad a speech but I didn't 'ear it. Some 'ero left France so that 'e could lead us against Boche. Doesn't make sense to me. But 'e's executioner I like. Because 'e kills Boche. I only like Boche when they are death.
Who am I? Quain Laroche. But where did I came from? All I remember is Colmair, then Maginot, then I woke up in here, Paris the Bordell of Boche. Whole France is Boche's Bordell except Vichy I don't know what that is, I shoud go there to see it myself, but for now I should go to Colmair, to Maginot – away from the Bordell of Boche.

I left Paris. That's the good thing of being 'omeless. No-one cares what you do. You are considered a burden, a leach. And as soons as you leave the better. I don't know what time it is. It's unimportant all I care is wheter it's sunny or rainy or wheter it's night or a day. That's all you care when you don't live in a 'ouse.

I sleep in forests I walk in roads, I'm in the countryside. On my way to Colmair, on my way to answers. All I see is Boche. All I see is french whoring to Boche. All I see is traitors. But they'll pay, someday they'll pay when they're pimps aren't protecting them.
Countryside is boring, all I see is ruins, and french with they're pimps. All I see is french rebuilding they're brothels for they're customers.

I 'eard from De Gaulle's Executioner. 'e 'ad killed 20 boche. Don't know if it's true all I know and care is that 'e kills Boche and Boche are afraid of 'im. That's good. Maybe I should stop my search for answers for now. There's plenty of time when Boche is gone. I 'eard about resistance. They call themselves Free Franche. I should join in them.

I've join up to resistance. I can kill boche know. I 'ave my first assignment tonight. It's nothing big, we are going to ambush a lorry full of ammunition and weapons. Tonight I'm finally going to kill Boche.

We are 'iding in a ditch near a road, we're the lorry is suppose to go by. There is five of us. Our brave leader is Rene Artoi's 'e is about my age, bravest of us, right after the armistice 'e went and cut off a telephone line. 'e was caught but nothing was done to 'im. Auguste Artoi's is Rene's brother not us brave as 'e's brother who forced 'im to join recistance so that 'e couldn't give Rene in, about two year's younger than Rene though. There's Jacque 'cause there always 'ave's to be Jacque, 'e's 'appy fatty, in 'es thirties. There's Francoi's who is the brains of our group, 'cause you need someone like 'im 'e's the right 'and man of Rene. Then there's me, the only 'omeless of the group, the man who no-one care's and neither do I, but I want to kill boche.

The lorry is coming. Jacque is nervous and so is Auguste. Rene is not, I don't know about Francoi's atleast 'e doesn't show that 'es nervous, that's good. Me? Why should I be nervous? I can kill Boche! I'am lucky if I don't stop the lorry myself. We put some big rocks on the road, that should stop the lorry. Rene said that we should check our weapons I checked my rifle, it's good.

The lorry came, it stopped just as we planned. We attack it, Rene tells the Boche to come out of the lorry and they do, dum bastards! Jacques is left guarding them while Rene and Francoi's check the lorry and it's gargo. Me and Auguste? We guard. Rene comes and tells that the gargo is okay now we 'ave to dispose the Boche I'll volunteer.

I take them away and kill them it was easy. Then I cut off they're 'ead then I mutilate them it doesn't matter they're Boche they are the filth! They are the burden of free France they're the burden of the fucking world! I take my time I didn't know that it felt this good. They send Jacque to get me 'e sees what I've done 'e wonders why I didn't just kill them and I say I did then I mutilated them. 'e then tells me to get to the lorry 'cause it's time I do.

I'm in the lorry and now I know who is Quain Laroche, 'e is a murder, a Boche killer 'e 'ates Boche 'e may not know who 'e is but time will tell – sooner or later – time will tell.

THE END

My Thoughts on Terra Nova

Originally written in May.

Greetings my vigilant readers, it's been a while I know. My laptop's USB-ports went kaboom on late February and was on maintenance pretty much the entire March then when I got it back on March-April I was feeling real lazy and I basically did nothing execpt played GTA San Andreas and beat it.

Let me tell you GTA San Andreas was one hard son of a bitch of a game to beat but I did it! Yeah I'm on top of the world now.

But know that you know why I've done nothing I'll give you my five cents on Terra Nova. But now you're yelling that I'm a year late and you're be right- execpt that it was just shown in Finland and ended about a month ago, so there you go.

Now let me tell you another thing I'm sorry.

Yeah I'm sorry 'cause it got cancelled.

Now I got nothing to do about it, but to me that a show like Terra Nova got cancelled only tells about the sad sad state of american sci-fi. I heard that Firefly got cancelled after one season and I've heard nothing bad about it, only good so I thought that it got cancelled because it was too "complicated" cowboys in space you see.

Then even made a movie about it called Serenity wich bombed at the box office so it was released only on DVD here on Finland and since I heard nothing than good about it I bought it haven't seen it yet but I'm planning to.

But back to Terra Nova now I kinda get it why no-one watched Firefly and therefore was cancelled but a show like Terra Nova being cancelled after one season is truly sad.

Now don't get me wrong I didn't like Terra Nova one bit - yet I saw every single lousy episode of it but I thought it was just the right amount of crap to continue 'till the end of the days.

I first got on Terra Nova when I was watching the Big Bang theory and then on a commerical break I saw this ad for Terra Nova and I thought that it was pretty cool. Then on the next weekend I went to see my sister in Turku and ads for Terra Nova was all over the place it even had an article about it in the News paper it didn't say much except it was produced by Spielbergh and it wasn't going to be like Jurassic Park and that it had a huge budget so I thought to myself that it was going to be one hell of show.

Then the saturday came it was nine pm. I was sitting on my sister's couch all ready to see the very next TV-show since Lost and boy was I dissapointed. It sucked. Yet I found myself watching it every saturday just being amazed on how it failed to live up to hype.

I read that others were thinking the same thing.
Some said that it characters sucked being too cliche and everything but I thought that it sucked all the way. Not just because of the characters all though that's one reason. They were boring and cliched you had seen them about million times in other movies and you will see them on future.
The father of the main family was just a dumb stereotypic dope, the boy was the regular teenager you see in American Pie movies, the girl was the regular "good girl" and samething with the mother and the babydaughter was just cute that's all. The villains were just the evil company trying to rob the past earth's resources for they're own good and that's it!

And then the writing you though that the characters were onedimensional you know nothing! The writing was so cliched it hurt and had huge huge plotholes! For instance in the episode Vs. Taylor was so close capturing the sixer's mole but didn't 'cause he need to tell the whole truth about the body to Jim and therefore doomed the entire colony! And here's another thing that bugged me:

WHY IN THE HOLY NAME OF GOD DIDN'T THIS TAKE PLACE IN SPACE! WHERE THE HELL WAS EARTH'S SPACE PROGRAM! ARE YOU TELLING ME THAT IN THE FUTURE THEY DECIDE TO CLOSE NASA BECAUSE GOING IN SPACE HAS NO PURPOSE AND COSTS TOO MUCH! YOU'VE JUST TRAVELLED THROUGH DIMENSIONS AND TIME! YOU IDIOTS! 

*sigh*pant pant*
So yeah that's my biggest problem with this show but there is some good about it:
I liked the production quality and the whole world they just created. But it all comes down on one thing Terra Nova was just a really dumb show that was just being a good no-brainer to end my Saturdays. Thank God Yle decided to start showing the modern Doctor Who again or I would have become I don't know what. But anyway, I too feel bad about it cancellation 'cause to me it was just so dumb to go on and on but if it should continue I wouldn't care would I be watching it? I don't know - maybe? Anyway Live Long and Prosper and I try to be less of a lazy ass.