My league of vigilant readers, and welcome to the last part of my personal Star Wars retrospective, and much to my own amazement, I'm already on the last part of this! And here I was thinking that I wasn't going to be done till somewhere around the next millennium. Well live and learn. So without further ado let's get this over with! Hit it Hot Waffles!
----------------------------------- What? Oh - this is awkward - there is actually no more lyrics from that song that I can misuse. Damn. Aah - now I know! Yes this one is really good!
The Future of Star Wars
Ok, so let's get the obvious part out of the way: Disney bought Star Wars! And here is my opinion: let's hope for the best. Now at this point it's a bit too early to say what they are going to do next, since the next Star Wars movie isn't going to be out till 2015, but what I've heard is that it's going to take place after the Return of the Jedi and it's going to be based upon one of the novels on that timeline. Now this is all based upon an article I've read from a Finnish newspaper called: Aamulehti, it's a good honorable newspaper so I'm going to trust that they're sources are reliable. In that article they said that Harrison Ford, Carrie Fisher and Mark Hamill have been contacted by Disney, list but Mr. Ford said that they're still negotiating, and if he doesn't like the script he's not going to be in it, and since it's been awhile since I've read any of the novels and knowing how few of them I actually read I'm not 100% sure whether or not Han Solo was in all of them that took place after the Return of the Jedi, I'm just going to say that if there is no Mr. Ford then it's just going to look just as silly as it did in Star Trek Generations, that they didn't have the entire main cast from the original series of Star Trek. On the other hand keeping in mind how old the entire main cast from the original Star Wars Trilogy is, I'm just going to make an sofisticated guess that Harrison Ford, Carrie Fisher and Mark Hamill are just somewhere in the background and will most likely just do a cameo or something like that. But who knows? Maybe they will be the main characters in the upcoming trilogy, which is more than likely, but at least to me it will be rather awkward to see Han Solo, Princess - or is it a Queen Leia? and Luke Skywalker being so old. But hey, the movie ain't going to be out for at least another three years so who knows?What I'm hoping for the movie to be? Simple: a good Star Wars movie. I would be much happier if they would and simply just remake the Prequels, so that they wouldn't suck, but unfortunately we would still have the original Prequel trilogy made by Mr. Lucas, so yeah it would still suck. What are my thoughts on that they are going to make a movie that's going to take place right after the Return of the Jedi? Well it's hard to say since the movie ain't out yet so it - Oh, who am I kidding? I don't like the idea one bit, since that's something I hoped when I was a kid but that never happened so I grew up, as thinking that there really shouldn't be another Star Wars movie after Return of the Jedi, so I'm just being an old man here saying that you shouldn't touch in the original trilogy aside from the constant Star Wars re-releases.
But the question I have is this: Will there be another re-release? Well the Blu-rays just came out so most likely not anywhere in the near future, that is of course when they're done showing Star Wars movies in cinemas in three glorious dimensions. Since according to Mr. Lucas, he thinks that the TV has evolved so much that it's possible to watch them in 3-D in one's home. Well at least it will be possible to see them in HD but who cares about that? And on the other hand, Lucas doesn't own the Star Wars license anymore so who knows what's going to happen? Now what's my opinion on this, that they are showing the Star Wars movies again in cinemas but in 3-D? Well the unfortunate reality in this is that, I don't have much of an opinion on 3-D. I simply just don't see that many movies anymore in theaters as I did a couple years back, so I have no formed opinion from 3-D - Oh hell! I just realized that now I need to form an opinion from this HFR stuff. For the name of St. Christian Anderson! Isn't there going to be an end to this? Anyways one technical advancement in Cinemas at a time. I have no formed opinion from 3-D, I haven't seen James Cameron's Avatar yet and judging from what I heard I'm not going to like it, so I'm planning to see it in 3-D, now incase you must know what was the first movie I saw in 3-D it was the latest Shrek movie, I know that's sad and the second was that God awful Tintin movie and as then I saw it on DVD in two glorious dimensions and I noticed, just how non-existent the actual 3-D was and then I saw the Hobbit in 3-D and in HFR and the 3-D wasn't really that good in that movie, so still no opinion about the 3-D I know this is just sad. Now I didn't go and see the Star Wars Episode I in 3-D for a simple reason: I hadn't seen that movie in years, so if it was going to turn out that it hadn't aged well, meaning that it was going to suck I wasn't going to find out in a movie theater. But I saw an midnight screening from Brad Jones and co. and they said that the 3-D was non-existent in that one, but that they had added more fishes into that. Will I go and see any of the Star Wars movies in 3-D? Most likely the original Trilogy since, it would be fun to see them from a big screen for the first time.
But the question that I have from this is: Now that Disney has the rights to the Star Wars are they going to remake the Star Wars trilogy with Donald Duck and Mickey Mouse? No really I want to know! I know it's silly but for heaven's sake it's Disney! Oh, what if this is they're plan all along? Oh my God! No, it's not true, that's impossible! Isn't it? I mean just think about it: who is going to be Luke? Is it Donald Duck or Mickey Mouse? This bothered me so much, that when I heard that Disney had bought the Star Wars license the very same night just when I was trying to sleep I screamed for my sister who was in the next room: that Goofy is going to be Han Solo! I most certainly hope that it's not going to happen. But hey don't worry guys most likely it's going to be like the Pirates of the Caribbean movies you know live action- Oh no! the new Star Wars trilogy is going to suck right from the second movie isn't?
But what do I know. So this concludes my personal retrospective of Star Wars and what's more to say about it? The original Star Wars trilogy has a huge cult following and millions of people love it, and most of them even say that the Empire Strikes Back is they're favorite movie of all time, but to me from the original trilogy there is just one great movie and two really good ones, and I know that some people even like the Prequel trilogy. From that I don't have much to say since how I think that trilogy is just really tshi certainly they're just fine action movies but action without meaning is just boring action, I just fear that those who like the prequel trilogy now will realize at some point in the future just how tshi they really are and then we have another set of persons who will post an embarrassing video on YouTube on which they will say just what they have realized and goes on saying that - well you know the rest. But that truly is the magic of Star Wars. People love the original trilogy so much and many other will share that love in the future for a simple reason: it's Star Wars it's every single movie ever made rolled down into one great trilogy. And to answer another obvious question, I will just say what Mr. Stoklasa said: George Lucas didn't ruin my childhood, but rather disappointed my adulthood.
Wow! I'm now done with Star Wars. This is great! Well have a happy New Year and great holidays! I know I will! And hopefully I will post a new story of Mr. Laroche soon. Till next time: Live long and prosper Asahamana is out *snap*
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