Star Wars

Greetings my league of Vigilant readers!

Well I'd promise you on my Youtube-video about making an in depth analysis over the Star Wars prequel films, but here's the thing:

There is no point on doing that for Lord knows how manyth time it's been done by other people hell I'm pretty sure that that's why we created Internet in the first place to talk about how bad the prequels we're and are. Then there is the fact that I saw the RedLetterMedia review of it and boy did I love it. So yeah there's the reasons why I'm not going to do an In depth analysis over it in the first place but will do that over the Tintin movie that god awful piece of shit. Not to mention there is the fact I don't want to see the Star Wars prequel movies, as in At all!

So what am I going to do is my own retrospect on the Star Wars. Hit it Hot Waffles!

It was 1996 when the world became alive - 

Ah yes the 90's hands down the second greatest decade known to man. I was just a wee lad and I had lent an VHS-tape from my local library and that was Star wars episode IV the New Hope. I still remember it like it was yesterday it was a midsummer Saturday and my dad came and asked if he can he see it with me and I said that of course since he was my dad, one of the greatest men who ever lived and still lives. So as you can guess I was hyped since it's not everyday my dad would like to watch a movie with me, when I was wee lad but on this time he did, so the movie had to be something special.

Being still exited I didn't even care if I had to see these two guys talking about Star Wars one of them being the infamous creator of Star Wars George Lucas. I don't remember whether or not we finished the opening talk or not but what I do remember was seeing the New Hope and man was it great. Needles to say it blew my child mind away. Because that was New Hope.

After seeing the New Hope I didn't see the other parts of the original trilogy 'till I saw the prequels mainly because my parents didn't own them and my local library didn't own them either might seem strange but back then you we're lucky if you're local library had the sequels of the original movie or TV-series or whatnot so I didn't see them. But I guess didn't want to either, you see a friend of mine's brothers owned the original trilogy on VHS but I didn't lend for reasons I don't know - maybe it was because The New Hope was just so so great.

Anyways years came by and then I saw the sequels and well -
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SO OK I DIDN'T LIKE THEM!

It's not that the Empire Strikes Back or Return of The Jedi we're bad or anything they're just - well - Not as good.

So how the hell do I dare not to like, what is many peoples favoritest movie of all time: The Empire Strikes Back? Simple - the beginning.
I still even to this day and age have no idea how they get from the happy ending of Yavin IV to the sad and cold Hoth system. Yes yes they say that all kinds of things happened but what? Han met a bounty hunter well why can't we meet him too? Luke is a commander, oh come on! And Leia is not important well that makes sense, her home planet blew off and the rebellion is still on and - hey wait what happened those tree old guys at the end of New Hope? Are they with the fleet? If so why isn't anyone else? And how big is this rebel force anyway?

Yeah it really is all the small things that bug me on Empire Strikes Back like: if Solo is the best they have why they let him go? Or a better question: if Luke is the commander of the rebels why they led him go and is he a leader of this branch of the Rebel army or what? And how big is the rebel alliance? I'm just asking because planets tend to be really big like there's this one planet called the Earth that has what? 6-7 billion people in it so shouldn't the Rebel Alliance be about that size and if it's a military force why is it so easy to leave when ever you want to? Especially if you're as good as Han Solo?

But despite of those nitpicks I still like the original trilogy and ewoks? I like them yeah they're too cute and I'd like if they we're wookies instead but hey can't get everything. The original Trilogy was and is solid trilogy and we couldn't wait for more so come back tomorrow as I start talking about darker times for Star Wars Universe.

'till then Live Long and Prosper Asahamana is out *snap*